Mr. Smiley and I Gchatted quite a bit before heading out on our first date. He even sent me a picture of himself in a towel…his body was slammin’. I was excited to meet him even though I knew he was only 5’7”…he is an intelligent lawyer with a witty and sarcastic sense of humor; and he is from my neck of the woods, so I knew we would at least have that in common. When Mr. Smiley approached me outside the restaurant I picked, he was smilin’ the smile of his. He was also slightly different looking than his pictures, as in he was about 30 pounds heavier. The weight gain had made his eyes look too close together, too. Oof.
Nonetheless, we mostly had great conversation all night. The only awkward part was his mentioning of the fact that he had gained weight because his secretaries love him so much that they bake for him constantly. I brushed it off. He was very sweet and drove me home without making a move – which was smart, since he would have been rejected. Great guy, but I know I will never be attracted to him. Next.
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